Rusty: Knock it off Cap.
Cappie: Right here? In front of you?
Rusty: Stop joking around! I’m not the one who kissed Casey. Yes, I did do something that might qualify as a half douche-move to Andy, not to you. And don’t tell me you’ve never made a douche-move.
Cappie: Sorry Dr. Phil, you lost me at the point where it kind of sounded like you made out with your own sister.
Rusty: You know exactly what I’m talking about. Casey and Evan both broke your heart Freshman year.
Cappie: Ok Spitter, let’s not be melodramatic.
Rusty: THEY BROKE YOUR HEART. ADMIT IT.
Cappie: (hesitating) They did something that sucked ok.
Rusty: And it sucked so much that you can’t get over it, and you’re taking your anger out on me.
Cappie: Look, I just happen to think that the way you hadled the Andy thing was kind of lame. And yes, a bit Evan-escent.
Rusty: Andy’s side is easy to understand. There’s another side to the story. I met Jordan first. I fell for her first. She ended up with another guy. I tried to accept that, and I tried to move on. And then one night he wasn’t around when she needed him and I was…and we kissed. It was lame, but it does not make me a terrible person. It doesn’t make me Evan.S2E18, Divine Secrets and the Zbz Sisterhood.
